STATS:

Name: Mr. This-guy-is-seriously-growing (or Mr. Grunts-all-the-time)

Upgraded Fighting Weight: 9 lbs. 12oz

Length: 22" (Gained 3 inches in 3 weeks. Ladies, if this doesn't impress you nothing will)

Head Circumference: 37cm - up 5cm from birth (We have an Assassin/ Genius on our hands people)

More Pictures: here

Official Press Release: [Erica] Diego is definitely growing on us. Instead of wanting to drop him off at the Fire Station every night, it's gone down to every third night or so. However, just when we think we have his schedule down, he humbles us by staying up all night and screaming at the top of his lungs (very healthy lungs by the way). He also has this habit of grunting. A lot. He sounds like an old man getting out of a lazy boy chair. Or a truffle pig out on the hunt. I don't know who he gets this from, but I am hoping it's temporary.

[Erica] Most of you know my about my love of gossip magazines. One of the featured articles in People is the "Separated at Birth" column. One day while I was burping Diego, I thought that he might be a contender for the article. See if you agree: Separated at Birth.

[Ari] I think that Erica and I are loving parents. We definitely love Diego. With that said, we decided to do a randomized controlled study to examine the phenomenon of Unconditional Love. You would think that Unconditional Love, by its very definition, would be unconditional. Let the results speak for themselves.

[Ari] I think we are begining to realize that having a baby is the biggest mistake you definitely should make.

[Erica adds] Maybe