STATS:

Name: Mr. Snorty McSnort Snort (shout-out to Little Brother for the sticky nickname)

Estimated Fighting Weight: He hasn't been to the doctor for his next checkup, but we put him at around 11lbs. (His estimated density is somewhere between Irish soda bread and something else really dense.)

Estimated Length: Seriously, Dog, like, his legs hang off Erica when he is at the tap.

Estimated Head Circumference: Unknown, but he's got some hair going on. (Father, Unknown)

High School Yearbook Picture: here

Official Press Release: [Ari] So this is the way I figure it. In order to express the overwhelming love that we feel towards the new person who has invaded our house and home, we have been trying to collect as many (what will later on become) embarrassing photos. It is my plan, not only to have a collection of Diego-penis shots in some dusty photo album, but to spread them across the internet well tagged and easy to find. I figure that if he can get over the initial embarrassment of having his boys front and center, chicks will find his self-confidence enamoring. Basically, this dude is going to get laid like eggs. (Or, have some serious emotional problems while also getting laid like eggs.)

[Ari] The good thing is that Diego seems to be on board with this plan. He is the king of funny faces. Everytime he goes to sleep the material starts. Look, I clearly have a biased opinion so you can decide for yourself. Here are some un-modified shots from our funny-face-cam.

[Ari] The other day while getting ready for day-care, Diego and I did a little modeling for the Mom. She really is a genius behind the camera, and I think her work really brings out the best in both of us. Brown Outfit Photo Shoot.

[Ari] On a totally separate note, Diego loves this sling. I put him in it and go for a walk. Within 2 minutes he is out. Fucking genius . I just can't stop walking. So a big shout out to my Uncle Mark and Aunt Sandi for getting us this sling. Not only does it get Diego to sleep when nothing else works, but I have walked 678 miles in 8 weeks. I am going to have huge calves.