STATS

Name: Mr. Future Porn Star (photographic evidence below)

Estimated Fighting Weight: 14 lbs. according to the super-accurate on the scale with mom technique.

Estimated Length: 23.5 inches last visit (1.5 months ago). Now probably about 25 inches with how much he's been eating

Estimated Head Circumference: Big. Really really big.

First Photographed Boner (2nd actual boner, we just weren't fast enough with the camera the first time)

Official Press Release: [Erica] We have officially decided that we love him. Yup that's right, no more driving around looking for the fire station "safe drop" at 3AM while he's crying and we have no idea what he wants. It's easy to love him now that he knows how to smile, laugh, coo, stick out his tongue and be quite while we are trying to eat a meal. He's a good egg, that Diego, and we are going to keep him. We made a new slide-show.