STATS:

Name: Mr. Sleeps-during-the-day (a.k.a. Mr. Screams-at-night. Also known as Mr. Assplosion)

Upgraded Fighting Weight: 7 lbs. 8oz

Length: 19" (Gained an inch in 2 weeks. Now the ladies are impressed)

Pictures: here

Official Press Release: Due to the general exhaustion of the Press Corps this release will be short. Real short.

Since Diego Isaac Romero Oberman has come into the world, he has filled our lives with joy. He has also filled our lives with diapers, and a general over-arching sense of panic. While we definitely love the DIRO we constantly wonder how so much noise can come from someone so small. Finally, after experiencing the wonder that is a newborn we are completely baffled as to why anyone would have more than one of these. They probably forget.

Anywho, in these past two weeks Diego has exercised his will and, generally, we have obeyed. We have purchased and used thousands of diapers and he has giggled after every one of his explosive farts. He is very cute when he sleeps, and sometimes even when he is awake. And like his father he is big into his mother’s boobs. So all in all, we think we will keep him.

Wrapping it up we would like to give a BIG SHOUT-OUT to the immediate family who came up and helped out these past weeks. You say the word and we will add a guest room.

Ok, enough, we are going to bed. See you in a couple of hours.